Rhino 2026 Customer Survey Results
Rhino’s 2026 Customer Survey reveals how tradespeople are really feeling - from rising costs and tool theft to time off work and the role insurance plays in protecting income, reputation and long-term stability.
Rhino’s Friday Viral Volume 2
Right tradesmen, it’s Friday. It’s midday. I’m ready to clock off and head for a pint but first, here’s the Friday Viral rundown.
We know that you are all busy working hard on site or in people’s homes, so thought we’d scour the internet high (my social media screen time) and low (my Twitter likes) to compile this comprehensive list of what’s really got us chuckling this week.
As much as we love talking about all things trade insurance here at Rhino, there are moments of levity (if you can believe it), and where better to start than an old boy being called out on his internet search history and the instant realisation of his wife being told? Well here, you go…
Just don’t tell your nan.
Grandad’s a dirty old bastard, his history coated in porn and all he says is “don’t say nowt to ye nan” 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SLOhYp31o2
— Cal (@CST1878) August 16, 2020
A chaotic turn of events
Such chaotic turn of events pic.twitter.com/GQ2ubH9VXO
— Decent Patter (@decentpatter) August 18, 2020
Ever heard the one about the shark being possessed by an owl?
Still the best representation of my type of humor😂 pic.twitter.com/6uFw2uzofJ
— Hector🦍 (@hecticVIDA) August 17, 2020
When are Tesla bringing out a van I hear you cry…
Lmao tesla lit pic.twitter.com/QR0hAW1kSS
— Prolific🏁 (@AllMoneyInRico) August 19, 2020
Ronnie O’Sullivan. Not a fan of the younger generation of snooker players.
RONNIE O'SULLIVAN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. PLEASE NEVER CHANGE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ODdtW1dFCV
— Nathan Manning (@manning91) August 9, 2020
Also, not a fan of press conferences.
Ref Paul Collier. Favourite story he told me about Ronnie. He came in the day after skipping press conferences and Paul told him it was a £250 fine the next morning. Ronnie handed him £500 cash and Paul said 'There's 500 here Ron' - Ronnie said 'I'm not coming tonight either'.
— snookerbacker 🗣️ (@snookerbacker) August 14, 2020
